GRAND UNION CANAL RUN 2010 (29 - 31 MAY)

Before I even begin to write I suspect this is going to be a long account of my experience. In keeping with my motto for the race - I started so I’ll Finish…, writes Rob Carr

It all began at 6am on a drizzly Saturday morning at Gas Street Basin in Birmingham. Here I and another 90 or so ultrarunners (aka nutters) were embarking on the 2010 Grand Union Canal Race.

I was not entirely sure what lay in store for me. I knew I had to follow the Grand Union Canal for 145 miles in the direction of London until I reached the finish line at Little Venice.  I knew I had to complete the distance within 45 hours and that I could not stop for longer than 40 minutes or I would be deemed to have retired. I had to run the first 70 miles alone but could be accompanied by one other runner at a time from that point. I had a support crew of friends that had offered to run with me. Simple then! If only…

To say I felt underprepared is an understatement. I only received an invitation to enter the race on the 12th of May 2010 (17 days before the event).

Besides that I had never even been on a towpath before - let alone run on one.
I’d never run more than 56 miles non-stop before.
I was left with very limited time to prepare the logistics never mind the physical aspect.
I’d also never run in the dark with a head torch before.
I knew that many tougher people than me had tried and failed this challenge.

I told a few friends and family and they all advised me not to do it and questioned my sanity for even considering it! The words mad and crazy were used a lot!

So weighing up all these factors and opinions and using my contrarian approach to sensible advice I decided to give it a go. After all I saw it as a good opportunity to raise some money for charity, through the St. James’s Place Foundation.

In the weeks and days before the race I managed to put together a support team of friends and then as best as possible tried to plan my race strategy and nutrition needs. On top of this I had to plan the logistics of getting my support crew and the food and equipment I needed to and from the various locations at the right times. Quite a job!

Kit

On the Friday morning before the race I got up early and prepared my food and double checked that I had packed everything. Everything was than labelled and contained in a 62 litre plastic container. It was practically military style and I was well pleased with myself.

Food

I then made my way up to Birmingham – another first time experience!

On arrival I checked in to the hotel and went to the registration to collect my number etc. It was my first chance to meet some of the other competitors. I’m not sure what I expected but they all looked like such tough and battle hardened runners – practically another breed!  We were at a pub and I was surprised to see that quite a lot of beer was being drunk. I spoke to a few and was surprised to hear that despite all their experience none of them were confident of finishing. Several of them had attempted it in previous years – two had even reached the 100 mile mark before retiring. I really began to wonder what chance a scrawny, relatively inexperienced runner like me had! I was now starting to get quite nervous …

By the time I was finished it was 8pm so I headed back to my hotel. Earlier on I had seen a nice looking Italian Restaurant nearby. An ideal chance to carbo load!

I wasn’t disappointed either. The food was great. I had minestrone soup for starters and Penne Mari Mont for mains. Delicious and a good combination of carbs and protein. I even had two glasses of Merlot. I figured if you can’t beat them then join them! Besides I was feeling a bit hyper and needed something to help get me to sleep... It was so great I could have had the bottle but decided to be responsible and headed back to my room.

Once in bed it was always going to be tough to get to sleep but the noise generated in the Bull Ring area of Birmingham on a Friday night made this almost impossible. It was almost constant hooting, police sirens, screaming, shouting, singing, you name it!

I tried everything I could of including turning on the telly – normally guaranteed to send me off. Not even a rerun of 9 out of 10 cats did the trick! I even tried putting tissue papers in my ears. Still no luck!

I think I nodded off for a bit at about midnight but was woken again at about 2am when the night clubs started spilling out again. The noise eventually ended at 3.36am and was replaced by silence.

I got up at 4.45 to get ready and make my way to the start. I ended up running a bit behind schedule so decided to do some last minute adjustments etc during my 15 minute walk to the start. This included scoffing half a malt loaf and a banana for breakfast, and pinning my number to my T-shirt. Due to my delay I just missed the start by a few minutes but could still see plenty of runners ahead of me.

So the race was on…

I settled into a comfortable pace and soon caught up with the rest of the field. By the time we reached the first checkpoint at Catherine de Barnes Bridge at just over 10.7 miles I was well into the field. A few miles later I passed a group of spectators huddled under a bridge. I couldn’t see any bridge number so I asked them if they knew where I was. The one chap replied in a foreign accent “Solihull” I was just about to say could you be more specific, when one of the other chaps obviously seeing that I’d not got the answer I wanted said, “you’re third”. Still not the answer I wanted but I headed on. It was not much further along when someone else shouted that I was lying third in the race. This came as a surprise – I hadn’t taken the first lot seriously.  I was now a bit concerned that I was going out too fast but decided I wasn’t going to change my plans at this stage. I also knew that most of the participants were adopting a run walk strategy whereas I had decided to maintain a slow steady pace so it made sense that I would be outside of my ‘natural’ place in the race early on.

I met Ralph (member of my support team) at Bridge 70, 14.5 miles into the race and had a bowl of cold oats porridge mixed with rice pudding. It sound s disgusting but was delicious, easy to digest and full of slow release carbs. I filled up on water and some snacks and headed off again. All was going according to plan.

I was still in 3rd place when we reached Shrewley Tunnel at 20.4 miles. This was the first time we left the towpath. As I entered the tunnel I was quite shocked by how dark it was. I couldn’t see the floor and was worried about what I might stumble over. In any event after a short while, thankfully a bit of light from the end of the tunnel shone on a set of stairs which led back to the outside. It was at this point that I made my first navigational error. I thought the canal was on my left (it had been before the tunnel) so I headed in that direction. I was halfway around a pea field when I realized I’d made a mistake so I ran through the field to a line of trees along an embankment. I figured I could make my way down the embankment and rejoin the towpath so I scrambled through low lying branches and stinging nettles to see the canal below me. Problem – the towpath was on the other side. So I retraced my steps and found that where I’d turned left I had been 20 metres away from the gate leading to the canal. I wasn’t too phased except that my legs were stinging and my shoes had got soaked in the pea field. A few runners had overtaken me and I was now lying fifth. It was still raining lightly. I got my ipod out and listened to some music. I felt pretty relaxed. Little did I know that in a short while things were going to go from bad to worse.

I received a call from Ralph to tell me he had picked up a puncture after he left me at the previous meeting point. No problem he’d get it fixed and pick me up further down the route than previously planned. I had enough food and water so wasn’t at all concerned.

By now the rain had started to get harder. I packed away my ipod but kept my mobile handy. I tried to call Ralph to see how he was getting on but the buttons on my mobile were not working. He tried calling me. I could see the calls waiting but couldn’t answer them. I couldn’t even switch it off. It was completely unresponsive. It must have got damaged in the rain.

What I didn’t know at the time is he had changed the wheel and had made his way to a planned meeting point at Birdingbury Bridge (35.9mls) but must have just missed me. Because he couldn’t get in touch with me, he wasn’t sure whether to wait or move on. He eventually moved on but once again just narrowly missed me at another point further along the canal. We were in a rural setting so I came across few people. Eventually I met someone and managed to borrow a mobile and called him. I couldn’t get through - he obviously didn’t have reception so I left a message. “Ralph please meet me at Braunston (44.6 miles)”

I carried on through heavy rain (even a short hail storm). I was hungry and had run out of food and water, both of which I had been rationing. I was also freezing cold and was aware that my body was using up valuable energy trying to keep me warm.

When I reached Braunston there was no sign of Ralph but then I hadn’t been very specific in my request so figured I’d bump into him soon.  Braunston Tunnel is the second on the course and involves a 1 ½ mile long hard climb overland before rejoining the towpath. Once again without the canal to guide me I went wrong – only slightly and came running down a path and low and behold there it was in front of me – Ralph’s car! No Ralph in sight though, so I shouted for him and a few seconds later he appeared. What a welcome sight!

Thankfully he had received the message and now at 14h45, just over 5 hours since I had last seen him that we eventually met again. What a relief and a chance to fill my stomach. It was the first time I had sat down in nearly 9 hours. I changed my shirt and put on a waterproof top. I should have changed my shorts and socks here. Actually I’m not sure why I never changed socks – I had loads of spare pairs. I can only guess that I reckoned that they would get wet in few minutes anyway and I should wait until the rain stopped before changing them. As for my shorts, I only had one spare pair. This was probably my biggest mistake and error of judgement (amongst quite a few other close contenders).

So after eating, drinking and stocking up on provisions I set – off again at 15h00. I also had a spare mobile so now could be in touch with my support crew.

I passed the 50 mile mark at almost spot on 16h00. So 10 hours for the first 50 miles.  

To be honest my recollection of the next section is a bit hazy but I know that Ralph and I met a few times.

At his stage I was focused on reaching Navigation Bridge which at 70.5 miles marks the 19 hour cut-off. I was comfortably within the time but was starting to fade.

Quite a few people overtook me on this section and it was nice to have a bit of company for a bit. One guy was struggling with his calves so I loaned him my compression socks. I’d planned to put them on in the evening but I thought he needed them more than I did.

Eventually I arrived at Navigation Bridge somewhere around 9pm. It was still light and it was great to arrive to a warm applause.

Here I met Sally and Ian. They had warmed up my supper of corned beef, rice and baked beans and brought it wrapped in newspaper. It’s amazing how kind people can be and I tell you it was delicious – forget the restaurant meal the night before – this was heavenly! My first hot meal of the day!

So with night time approaching I donned my head torch and put on a few more layers.

I was still feeling very upbeat. I realized I was a bit tired but then here I was having just run 70 miles.  I could also feel blistering on the balls of both feet but decided to grit my teeth and get on with it. Another regrettable decision.

Ian ran with me from this point and we were joined by another young chap also called Ian (Ian No.2). We pulled each other along. I was tiring and my blisters were causing me problems, but just having Ian’s assured and composed company made the world of difference.  I must say running (or shuffling along) with a head torch was far easier and safer than I had expected.

We reached Bridge Number 99 near Water Eaton (84.5 miles) where we met Sally who had driven ahead of us.  I stopped at the checkpoint, sat down and took off my shoes. I couldn’t believe the amount of steam coming off them. Also the stench was indescribable. My feet don’t generally stink like that.  Anyway Ian who is a paramedic had a look at my blisters. He said they were not ideally situated to place a plaster but he’d try.  So on they went and also a fresh pair of socks and back on with the shoes and off we headed again, only this time with Sally for company. Ian No.2 had decided to head off without us while I had my feet attended to.

I finished a sweet cup of tea that had been made for me by one of the marshals, before headed off with Sally a few hours before sunlight. I was very tired by now and starting to struggle with chafing in my groin area. This was from my shorts having got wet and stuck to my legs and rubbing over a long period of time. It was so bad that the original pain from my blisters actually paled into insignificance. I took a look and was shocked to see the scale and damage that had been caused. I knew I was in big trouble!

In fact from this point on everything was overshadowed by my groin problem.

Sally got in contact with Ian who met us along the route and used a pair of scissors to cut the lining out of my shorts. This helped but the damaged was already done. I was using up all the strength I could muster just to deal with the pain.

Somehow we reached the Grand Union Arms, which is the 100 mile mark. I was all over the place by now, I was tired (sorry exhausted), I felt nauseous and still had the groin trouble. I had a few spells of lightheadedness. In fact if hadn’t been for Sally grabbing my arm and supporting me I’m sure I would have fallen and probably drowned in the canal on several, occasions.

The 100 ml mark is where a number of runners retire. I didn’t want to be one of them!

As I got there I met a Danish chap who had overtaken me earlier. I asked how he was getting on and he told me had retired. There was bit of a language barrier but he was complaining about his arm. Maybe I misunderstood him but I thought to myself “ Forget your arm – it’s your legs you need and they look alright!”.

I also saw Paul was there and greeted him. He was scheduled to accompany me for the next leg. I hope he hadn’t wasted his time coming out only to see me retire.

100 Miles

Anyway given my condition I had already decided before we got there to take advantage of my 40 minute rest entitlement and take a 20 minute nap and decide what to do after that..  

I was offered food, water etc but I said all I wanted was to sleep. I asked one of the marshals if I could sleep in the tent. The time recorder wrote down my time. I knew I would be deemed retired if I didn’t get back out again in the 40 minutes. I couldn’t bend my legs so needed to be helped to lie down. I asked my support crew to wake me up in 20 minutes and we could make a decision when I woke up, but looking at their faces I realized they thought my race was up.  They were probably right but I didn’t want it to end this way so I just closed my eyes. I felt a blanket covering me. It was tempting but I resisted falling asleep. I could hear everything around me including the sizzling of some chaps breakfast of bacon, sausages, black pudding and more…I could also smell it!

It was totally blissful but after about 15 minutes I grabbed the tent pole and pulled myself to my feet and announced my decision to carry on.

I smothered the inside of my legs with petroleum jelly. I found out later this is not a good idea and that it would explain the resultant stinging (burning). Apparently the clue is in the petroleum! I’ll have to look into that!

I took some ibuprofen and off we set into the unknown. Paul and I run a lot together so we know each other pretty well. He just ran ahead and I did my best to keep up. Once the ibuprofen kicked in and I guess coupled with the rest I had taken I had second wind and Paul and I were pushing along at quite a steady pace.

We were met by Fraser at in Hemel Hempstead around the 110mile mark and he replaced Paul as my running partner for the long leg to Bridge number 184 (125 miles).

Scoffing porridge

We (actually Paul and Fraser) decided that I was allowed medicine every two hours. I would happily have scoffed a whole packet of 24 pills just for a few minutes relief!!!  We got into a routine of popping two ibuprofens, walk for 10 minutes until they took effect and then plod on again, then two hours repeat the same process just with paracetamol.

I must say the paracetamol was not as effective as the ibuprofen which meant that the ‘ibuprofen’ stops became my crutch but I had to wait 4 hours for those. We knew that I couldn’t do this forever and would reach a stage at which my daily allowance would be reached.

The reality was the medicine was only masking the problem and in fact by allowing me to run I was causing further damage. By the time my last round of ibuprofen came round it was having no effect anyway.

So back to me and Fraser.  At this stage the ibuprofen was still working so we a put in some good stints of 4 miles per hour, gradually slowing to 3 miles per hour, then we would walk and try repeat the cycle. It got harder and harder. The miles just seemed endless by this point. We actually overtook quite a few other competitors. One guy said, “I can’t believe you’re still going. I saw you lying down at 100 miles and thought you were a goner”  

We plodded along but my groin was getting worse and no over the counter medicine could mask the pain. Fraser kept me going by giving me regular feedback and calculating the rate I would need to achieve the 45 hour cut-off. For every ‘good’ mile we put in it meant I was increasing my potential for slower miles toward the end. Our next big landmark was the checkpoint at Springwell Lock (120 miles). Fraser told me I had plenty of ‘time credit’ so I told him that I needed to lay down to find some strength. I saw a patch of grass and asked a lady standing nearby whether I could sleep there. She looked a bit shocked and said “Right there on the grass? I said “Yes” and lay down with a lot of help from Fraser.  I asked Fraser to wake me in 10 minutes time and crashed. I felt a blanket cover me (miraculously like the last time) and this time someone came and checked my pulse (definitely) and my temperature (I think).

10 minutes later we were off again, only a marathon to go!!!! Now I’ve run countless marathons (okay more than 30) but I don’t know how many I would have finished if I arrived at the Start line in my present condition. In fact I’m pretty sure it would be none.

Fraser and I continued another 6 miles or so together until we met Paul again at Bridge 184 near Uxbridge Lock. We were now at mile 125 and ‘only’ 20 to go.

Here we fashioned a kilt (skirt if you must) of sorts from a piece of material and some string. You see I had come up with this ‘great’ idea. Paul didn’t think it would make any difference to the chafing but in any event he scavenged the material from a boat owner. Paul was right - it made no difference to my chafing but at least I felt I had tried something. Paul and Fraser sat on the bench and ate their sandwiches but I was anxious to get on so headed off on my own. I must have looked a real sight running along the canal in broad daylight looking like a deranged transvestite with no dress sense. I wondered if Paul and Fraser were just too embarrassed to be seen with me.

I was moving forward but in the only fashion possible which was to have my legs wide apart and kind of shuffle sideways on forwards (if that makes sense). The result was slow progress. I think a five year old could have walked faster than me. Anyway Paul who was to accompany me for the last 20 miles soon caught me up and off we went again.

My next landmark was Hambourgh Tavern, at 133 miles it was the final checkpoint before the finish. We reached it and stopped for three minutes or so. One of the marshals approached us with a map detailing a quite complex detour through the suburbs of Southall. Now I don’t know much about Southall but even I knew I didn’t want to be man running through there with a dress so was glad that I had decided to put my shorts back on.

Anyway back to the marshal and the map. He showed me the directions and I said “Thanks” and tried to take the sheet of paper from him. He said “Sorry you can’t take it you have to memorise it. It’s simple just left, right, right at the convenience store, right again at the cycle path, look out for the pub blah blah blah) I wasn’t taking anything in - my mind was like mush. Fortunately Paul looked at the map and felt he knew the way. Also Fraser had run ahead on his way home and checked it out and was able to relay this to Paul by mobile.

It was also at this checkpoint that I was told not to apply petroleum jelly to sores. Having made optimal use of our time (i.e. rest and education at the same time) we set off again.

Now the last 12 miles were the toughest thing I’ve ever had to endure in my 42 years. Every step felt like my groin was being slashed with a knife. It is less than a half marathon to go – no problem - I tried to convince myself. Previously I had been concerned about the cut-off but now I was in a position where time wasn’t a problem as long as I kept moving.

Ironically with time in hand it was not long into this section that for the first time ever I wondered if I would make it.  I was as determined as ever to finish but I was just so tired and my mental strength was diminishing rapidly. I was struggling to see how I could endure another 4 to 5 hours of this.

We were now in London and we had a magnificent view of Wembley Stadium all lit up against the night sky.

At 138 miles I came the closest to giving up. I felt like I was not making enough progress in return for the pain! Each mile just carried on and on…I told Paul how I felt and he asked “What do you want me to do Rob, call a taxi or do we go on?” I don’t think I answered verbally. I think I just shuffled on…

By now I was using breathing to control the pain. I never realize those Lamaze classes would be so useful so many years later.

The last few miles were much of the same, me shuffling along a bit, stopping, shuffling along , stopping, shuffling along…  progress was painfully slow.

I tried to pick up the pace every now and then but it just intensified the pain in my groin to an unbearable level. It was frustrating because my legs could have done it.

We eventually reached the 144 mile mark – only 1 mile to go. It may sound crazy but as we got there I wasn’t confident of finishing anymore. It still meant 1000 or so steps!

Anyway I crossed the Line in Little Venice at 00h46. I’d covered the 145 miles in 42hrs46 min. Once I stopped I could barely stand and was helped into a seat. Someone covered me in a blanket (third time that a blanket appeared out of nowhere!) which I pulled right over my head and sat there head in hands – exhausted but at least the constant pain was over!

A few minutes later I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Race Director Dick Kearn, who congratulated me and hung a huge medal around my neck. He sat and chatted with me. What a nice chap! I thanked him and all his team for staging this wonderful event.

Proof

I’ve run many races but have yet to come across a more supportive, accomodating and kind team of marshals. It is them that make the event so special. I always knew that as I approached a checkpoint that I’d be clapped and cheered on like a hero – no that I felt like one but the respect felt good anyway!

At about 01h00 Paul drove me home and I could barely keep my eyes. I nodded off a few times. By the time we arrived home my legs had stiffened up and my feet felt like they’d been hyperinflated and were bursting out of my shoes.  I could hardly walk to the door.

When we got in I took my shoes off – as expected my feet were a mess.

Paul said his goodbyes and left me with my wife Julie. I showed her my groin area and she promptly collapsed and was non responsive. I wasn’t sure whether she’d just fainted or if it was something worse so I raised her legs and had the phone ready to call 999 when she came to. Phew what a scare! She was okay.

A bit later we went upstairs and I had a bath. I’ll spare you the details about the extent of my injuries except to say it weren’t a pretty sight! The details are between me my wife and my doctor. I do however have photos of my feet  which my daughter took so I could see what they looked like. If you ever consider doing a challenge of this ilk give me a call I’ll send them to you so you know what to expect!

So that is the end of my GUCR 2010 adventure. A long account but then it was a long event after all…